the only D youre getting is a duel
The fact that there is a game in existence where Donald fucking Duck actually has a need to shout, “Sora! It’s Sephiroth!” keeps me up at night.
Attention Stalkers: Anna Kendrick Will Throw Your Gifts In The Trash, Even If They’re Diamonds
“I got [a gift] with, like, a really long letter about how he really felt like we should be together, and if I would just give him a chance, and he didn’t want to do it over social media because he thought that would pressure me because it was public … he [wanted] to be a gentleman. And he, uh, sent me a pair of diamond earrings.”
“Get the f-ck out of here. For real ones?” asked Maron.
“For real diamond earrings. I did go and check. And I was just like, these have to go into the trash. I can’t. I cannot. I cannot wear them. I can’t give them to someone. It’s too weird. If the teddy bear goes in the trash, these go in the trash. Just on principle. So, I had to throw them away. If you send something to my house, it’s going in the trash.”
Don’t be alarmed, fans — she specifically says that if you send her gifts through the proper channels (aka sending fan mail to her PR team as most of you have) it’s much sweeter and less creepier. The things she threw out were things sent DIRECTLY to her home which is crossing a major privacy line.